Special Report: Mosquito Cannon Has Been Taking a Year Off to "Find Itself"

 

This very special report, which is special and in no way mundane or normal, says that Mosquito Cannon has taken a year off to "figure itself out." The fabled creator of Mosquito Cannon, Mosquiteshi Cannamoto, has been out of public view and off social media for at least a year, begging Mosquito Cannon enthusiasts to wonder if he ever really existed.

This shocking series of events has seen a earth-shattering shift in the online Mosquito Cannon communities and forums, especially since those forums appeared to be scrubbed in what many have termed a 'sophisticated operation to remove public knowledge of Mosquito Cannon.' This may or may not be 'something legitimate,' but sources have definitely indicated that this is a possibility, as much as another possibility you might read in the news today and is in no way manipulating language to cover for some other inconsistencies, laziness, and missing information. 

Staff at the Cannon decided to get off their duffs after a year to issue this special report. They also may decide to keep writing articles a little while later, if they feel cute and all, they don't know.

This concludes this Special Report.

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